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PostSubject: Kypriakes kouventes   Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:51 pm

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Tzini: Red Colour

Zzz...
Ou gamwto epie 7 I ora? Prepei na ishioso malli akoma tzai I ora 9:30 enna ertei o giorGos na me piaei.en 8a prolavw me tipote

Zzzzzzzzzz
Ou en ishionnoun me tipote.enna valw ena klip tzai kanei ta....s’opoion aresoume e3allou

Zzz...mama aisme akoma 5 lepta...zzz... tzi an arkisw lio en peirazei
Ouffou twra intampou na forisw? Katse na piaw tin giota tilefono!

-nai? Ela re malaka. Oi en i3erw intampou na kamw popse...sanna tzai varkoumai....(siga na men tou pw oti enna fkw me geneka..an den paei kala? Intampou na tou pw meta?!)
-giota mou sosme! Se 2 ores erketai o giorgos, nai mana mou o kouklos pou sou elalousa,nai pou ta exalase twra me ti zaokashia...nai eipe mou na fkoume.. mana mou ton!

-mama eshei vrasto nero?
Ou kori ma eshei misin ora pou miloume. Ela’a sou pw enna mou fereis to panteloni sou to mavro pou mou kamnei oreo kolo? Ate kori elaaaa

Ouffou varkoumai na 3iouristw alla en prepei na nomisei oti eimai kanenas koulloufos...AOU!#$@$ GAMW TO AFTERSHAVE MOU
Alopos en 8a valw to panteloni tis giotas, na valw kamia fousta kalitera...alla prepei na 3iouristw...TZAI EN EXW ORA!

Mamaaa...ferto ton ttttoro mou!
Epitelous eteliwsa tzai ta 3itrishiasmata! Ma pou en tzinoi oi tsirottoi?!

Laleis na valw to mpoxeraki me tis kardoulles? Oi en paei,en dwro tis ex.
Laleis na valei tagka? Oxo mana mou!

Ouffou en exw kalo vratzi plimmeno. Tzai ta alla mpennoun mes ton kolo mou..ate enna valw tagka. Elpizw na men valei kanena mpoxeraki me kardioulles.

Re amma, ti fanella mou ti mavri evales tin sto plimma?
EN EXW TIPOTE NA FORISW!!!!! Ate na valw ti mplouza pou egorasa proxtes pou to zara.

Panaia mou touto to jean elise mou t’archi8kia mou. Ou na anapsw tzai tin ltv na dw posa posa to match.
Oi oi en mou areskoun touta pou eforisa. Enna valw to forema mou to mavro pou evala tzai persi tin prwtoxronia.

Amma intampou’shei na faw?
Ou panaia mou pashiniskei me!!!E3allou en polla episimo gia pralina tzai meta zoo.katse na tou tilefonisw na tou pw oti enna arkisw..


Amma exoume coa cola?
Ftou mou eimai koukla! Mama pou en to mascara sou?

Ate enna 3ekinisw..ospou na paw pou lakatamia latsia...enna eshei tzai kinisi savvato nixta...
To loipon..mopail epiamen,lefta, tsiara epiamen (en kapnizw alla en mono gia to savato) lipstick,poudra,aroma. Elpizw na men e3iasa tipote.

Gamw to...en geneka pou "odiga" mprosta...enna kamw misi ora na paw..
-TELLIWNE KORI MOU!!!!!!!!

Mamaaa eimai kali?! Papa mou enna mou dwkeis ena eikosaliro?

Stamatw tzai sto periptero gia tsiara, pisses,ate na piaw tzai kapouttous ampa tzai katsei mou
Ampa tzai fiei mou pontos pou to klatson. Katse na piaw akoma ena mazi mou.

[color=blue]Yes yes! Evale fousta! [/color
]
En emporouse na plinnei to aftokinito?

Poson aroma evale?!?!
Posi kolonia evale?!?!

Na valw savopoulo na nomisei oti eimai poiotikos..
Panaia mou poios en toutos pale? En eshei rouva to radio?

Gamwto en paizetai to parkarisma mou

Ouffou etsi opws to evale to aftokinito en mporw na katevw!

Elpizw na men dw tin prwin.
Elpizw na me dei o prwin gia na zilepsei..


En emporouse na paraggilei pio akrivo kafe? Pale enna pattisw popse
Na men paraggilw na faw. Na men nomisei oti eimai tzai li3issa!

Eton tzai ton seira potzi. Varkoumai na tou milisw. Aiston tzame
-maria mou! Ti kamneis re?! Pote irtes? Eisai kala re?

Ma 3erei tous oullous? Emilise me to miso pralina! Hello? Eimaste tzi emeis dame!
Na paw toualetta na valw lipstick giati efkike pas to fetziani

Nai sikwnnetai...tzai NAI forei tagka!!!
Perki en eshei ta ma8kia tou karfomena pas to tagka mou twra!

6 LIRES 2 KAFEDES? Epellanan oi kipraioi re!
Mana mou ton re enna pierwsei!

Elpizw na men fame porta twra pou enna pame zoo.
Etsi tzai faw porta mazi tou sto zoo en i3erw intampou na ginei!

Eftixos itan o seiras stin porta
Elpizw na irtan oi alles.edokame rantevou tzame sti skala.

Panaiamou intampou toutes oulles? Eftixws pou en tzai o filos tis mias dame na kopsoume kamia koubenta gia to strato.
Ma ti eforise I xrisw? Eleos pleon!


Amanamou inta mounni en I xoreftria!!! Tzinta ftera sou...ela na se 3ipoupouliasw!
panaia mou inta pashia po8kia I xoreftria. En aisxos tzina ta ftera! Opws tin kota pou eni!

Na ti filisw twra o3a na perimenw ospou na pame sto aftokinito?
Giati en me fila? Laleis na men tou areskw?!

Laleis na 8elei desmefseis tzai malakies meta pou ena fili?
Yes yes! Eripsa ton!!!!! Tzai fila tzai kalitera pou ton prwin


Manta ora epie tzai arkepse na fefkei o kosmos?
Epie 3 I ora! Prepei na paw spiti tzai poios ton akouei ton tziri mou!

Ma pou I ora 3? Kalitera, enna exoume ora na kamoume ta dika mas!!!
Epidi en 8elw na skeftei oti eimai kamia efkoli, enna tou pw na me parei katef8eian spiti.

Intampou mou to paizei diskoli twra? Afou edeixne oti e8ele..

KIPRAIES LALOUN SOU!
Eipe mou oti enna me piaei tilefono. Twra na deis pou en 8a 8elei desmefsi omws.
KIPRAIOI LALOUN SOU!
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PostSubject: Re: Kypriakes kouventes   Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:33 pm

kalo e!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Kypriakes kouventes   Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:29 am

Genetzies lol! To kalo exete aftognosia lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Kypriakes kouventes   Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:30 pm

ti ennoeis michel? pate pisw eseis
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